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Hello, my name is Barry Mcockinner. I am a professional waxed, specializing in Male Genitalia. My patients may call me a “homosexual,” but my name says otherwise. My clients always seem to try and flirt with me, and to get my number. They assume I like the view of their shlongs, that U chose this profession at will. No, no good sir, I became a dick waxer so I could, in fact, have enough money to bury my cock in her. Yes, madam of the whore house, your cooter was splendid. I took this job, because nobody else wants to be known as Barry Mcockinner the penis waxer, but here I am, as you caught me having intercourse with your father.

  • Published August 22, 2020, 18:31
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