hire me. HIRE ME.
HIIIIIIIIIIIIRE MEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE I'VE APPLIED TO LIKE 50 DIFFERENT JOBS MAN IN THE PAST MONTH! THEY'RE FUCKING ME! I applied to dishwash at a grocery store. They told me to do a phone interview. I called when they were available. They tell me their hiring manager is busy at a meeting and to call at 1:30. Okay. I do that, and apparently that person is in ANOTHER meeting. So they tell me to give them my number and they'll call me. The next day they don't, so I call the day after that. I get the SAME shit. "Oh she's busy can you call again at such and such time." And I get the same shit. So that's a dead-end. I apply for more jobs and get an interview with a hotel to do dishwashing. I get an interview in-person. I think it went okay but they say they have more interviews they have to do and they'll let me know if they want to hire me. They don't. Another dead-end. I eventually get another in-person interview for a restaurant to do dishwashing. Again, it goes well, but the interviewer told me the same thing the hotel did. And they haven't called. Yesterday I signed up for an interview for a restaurant, AND THEY FUCKING CANCEL IT 2 HOURS LATER. WHAT IS WRONG WITH THESE PEOPLE? HIRE ME. I'M GIVING YOU MY LIFE AND SOUL! I even told each interviewer that I'd work any hours and that I'd even go in on my days off if they called me which I did at my last job. Fucking christ man. You may be wondering why I applied for so many dishwashing jobs, but that's because that's probably the only thing I'm competent at doing as I'm a complete social and maybe even literal [REDACTED] and a job where I'm just in my zone washing shit is appealing to me and somehow isn't to other people. BUT NO ONE IS FUCKING HIRING ME! So now I'm applying to fast food places because that's probably all I'll be able to get. And maybe all I'll ever get. Why am I in college again?
