friendzoned without them realizing

By NonbinaryPal

My crush watched the clarity meme thing- www.youtube.com
that i made and she was like, "who is the girl, she's your best friend, i thought i was your best friend"
and i was like "you are, i can have multiple best friends"
then she was like, "then, is it that girl from church camp or me"
i freaked out and lied "it isn't you" ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh
"so it's the girl from church camp" she says.
"yes" i say, "but she is straight as fuck"
i am dying
"HOW THE FUCK CAN SOMEONE BREAK MY FRIEND'S HEART" She says.
friend....
also, she doesn't know she is talking about herself, tho she ain't straight.