story continued //tw: language//

 

ok ok part two i suppose. people seemed to like the first one a hell of a lot more than i expected so woop here goes nothing | i was just chillin in the bedroom doing my shit like the awesome bitch i am, subconsciously waiting for my delish mochi to cool off. I was just browsing and shit and chatting with friends because im a good person like that, and then it hit me. i've waiting in this room for like 40 minutes or some shit. at the same time i also realized how sore my ass was from sitting in one place for so long, i was really bummed out about that like damn it hurt i swear i thought i couldnt walk anymore or some shit like man my ass was broken- but that's not my point. I wrapped all my shit up and went offline like a queen and i made my way out of my bedroom (that reeked of pure awesomeness since i am an amazing ass bitch and a queen, thank you very much) and fucking shit i swear to you every step i took, every inch i went past, i was actually getting hungrier (yeah, AGAIN!!) LIKE MAN it was 6 pm or some shit and i wanted to eat that mochi so fucking bad, like even more than before becus i wasn't sure when my mom would pop in like "DINNERRRRR, HONEY. DINNER TIMEEE COME SHOVE THIS SHIT IN YOUR MOUTH HEHE EAT MY COOKING HOO HOO HOO HEE HEE HFRBFJRBFEGHRFVEHR" and i was getting impatient. not only because i knew i was just sitting there for some 40 minutes and i just left my baby baby mochi unattended for longer than i should have. also, i was hungry. did i mention that yet? i dont know man im just reliving that feeling of starvation. i dont have the time to remember that kinda shit man you serious? you think i'd remember shit i said or something? brotha what. um yeah anyways i was in peril i was worried about my baby mochi that i placed oh so nicely in the center of my bigass paper plate because i wanted to. as i entered the kitched i smelled some good ass scent, and it sure as hell wasn't my mochi. i liked it an all, but i was looking forward to voring my mochi more than anything. sorry mom. your cooking may be amazing (like so amazing i would die to eat anything else like please dont stop cooking cook for me for the rest of my life pls uwu) but that wasn't what was my main priority. I was gunna eat that bitch at any cost. i opened the fridge, that bitch aint got nothin on me. the speed at which i opened it and took out my plate and grabbed my mochi is beyond by record and you bet all your vbucks that i was not going to let anything stop me. JUST FUCKING THEN my mom and dad's like "SWEETHEART YEAH UMMMmm so we're eating dinner soon what the fuck are you doing" and i just looked at them and my eyes were in fury like you can tell by my stare i was thinking 'bitch-what-are-you-shitting-me-i-have-waited-a-bitching-long-time-to-get-this-and-now-when-im-doing-it-you-DARE-try-and-stop-me??-hah-please,-bitch-try-me' and following that i explained those very words to my parents (less colorful of course because uh who the hell swears in front of their parents like that) and they just nodded LIKE THANK YOU SO MUCH ACTUALLY I DID NOT WANT TO ARGUE. *continued here: https://drawn.digifi.ca/play/x2p3mi*

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