quarantine is driving me insane.

when you have a good friend with a Chinese keyboard, and google translate hates you, some wacky things happen.
and those wacky things can be very entertaining.
so I made some stories out of the smashed Chinese keyboard, translated through google translate.

"Java. credit line to eat soft rice v. to change and meet you evil to eat soft rice TV about forced marriage and loneliness." and he is no wonder for u amount. "u posted in the range of u and non ufwiuehfbwj part of the amount is non-necessary non-necessary non-native two points. I non-neighborhood Two-fifths is divided into illegal children." and at the same time give him Hubei labor fee two I let him and then suddenly everyone sends a karma dance to let his fiance v amount. "I send the law I am illegal and I divide the illegality into non-predicated. I am hot and soil and three second to second brother Taiwan gives hot dog hot to second brother hungry."

Huawei's neighborhood committee

"I and you and I will just go outsourcing services and kiss crazy." Huawei stared, lost in Danube's glistening soulless eyes.
"Hungry if white, vinegar?" asked him not to admit you protest, such as his cues.
"Japanese TV from the heart twenty five reit like the big brother personality." the personality breast, such a rare thing. Huawei's long come do to find it, and the Danube seamlessly docked without the princess. almost black widow in five directions. "A side according to the French Huguang Assembly, Hall Huguang is summoning the Guild Hall Huguang" Danube muttered, slipping Huawei's personality breast in his back pocket.
"Hall Huguang, Hall, and work work work work work work work work work" Huawei screamed at Danube slipped out the door, with a smug face.
"i thought we had a stylized France." Huawei cried.
"Thank you." Danube said, flashing Huawei's personality breast in her face, he then slammed the door, and ran off. Huawei left in shock about how her own partner would steal her personality.

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