Mom: *turns on TV* Tv: *Movie turns on, but suddenly shows aggressive stripper sex* Me: ugh ma please turn the channel this is disgusting Mom: B-but,, you have headphones on, just watch something me: But there's nothing to watch, nothing to listen to. Please turn the channel. Mom: No. Let me have my aggressive sex Me: excuse me? mom: it's not like I'm HAVING sex, uh, Me: *Turns off TV* Mom: April turn it back on, please me: wElL thEn TuRn ThE ChaNNel Mom: nO I wANt to WatCH mY MovIe Me: do you watch porn, because youre a major pervert anymore Mom: No, thats fucking disgusting. Why do people like that shit Me: Me: just turn the station mom: N-