Mom: *turns on TV*
Tv: *Movie turns on, but suddenly shows aggressive stripper sex*
Me: ugh ma please turn the channel this is disgusting
Mom: B-but,, you have headphones on, just watch something
me: But there's nothing to watch, nothing to listen to. Please turn the channel.
Mom: No. Let me have my aggressive sex
Me: excuse me?
mom: it's not like I'm HAVING sex, uh,
Me: *Turns off TV*
Mom: April turn it back on, please
me: wElL thEn TuRn ThE ChaNNel
Mom: nO I wANt to WatCH mY MovIe
Me: do you watch porn, because youre a major pervert anymore
Mom: No, thats fucking disgusting. Why do people like that shit
Me:
Me: just turn the station
mom: N-
PhinSilver
ooh, not funSammy-sunflower
i feel the same about schoolroselilies
@scottishunicorn no need to be sorry, schools just like that lolscottishunicorn
@roselilies rip im sorry to hear thatroselilies
@scottishunicorn school schedule is weird af. in my old district we had 2 weeks off and 2 weeks for spring. in my new district is 3 weeks and 1 for spring :/i don't enjoy it
scottishunicorn
ditto on the school part, but like how are you j u s t now getting back?