A family

Quick explanation: in russian class, I sit with my friend at one desk. it all escalated quickly. We are always just drawing random, stupid ass fucking stuff, and it just,... happened. we have a whole family of weird creatures. so I'll sum it up as short as I can Haba Dab: A rich kid, kinda an asshole but not really, he's almost even cool. Głupik snassc laid eggs with Leg long and Haba Dab is their kid now. He's spending a lot of time with grandpa. Also alwyas wears a rolex, golden chain and weird remakes of supreme shirts Chelsea Dab: She was laid by Głupik snassc when he was still young and he threw her in the trash. Her grandparents adopted her. She's hella emo and has a read streak in her hair. DistoRtEd. And she is hELLA jealous of Haba Dab spending more time with grandpa than she used to. She wants revenge. Grandma Dab: She was married to a wierd man long ago, which was eating in a weird way. One day she killed him, because she was sick of the way he ate. Grandpa was working as a policemen at the time, and when he came to arrest grandma, they fell in love and got married. Grandma seems to change her aprons just to have different fonts of "Fucking eat" on them, depending on how angry she is. You have to eat. Grandpa Dab: Super chill. Wears shirts with names of random bands on them. Metallica, AC/DC, MCR, stuff in these lines. Was a policeman long time ago, but got fired because he married grandma. He always carries his fishing rod named "Matilda" around. Often fishes in the toilet. Takes drugs. A lot of drugs, which he's got from his policemen years Leg long: In his past, he was taking swimming lessons at Głupik's centre. It got sexual pretty fast. He never skips leg day, and has a lot of core muscle Głupik Snascc: Has a swimming centre, where he is also an instructor. He wears his swimsuit everywhere, and only has one set of normal clothes. Is in relationship with Leg long, probably married, and they're pretty rich, as the centre is doing goood. He is kinky as fucking hell You can do anything with them. I apprieciate any kind of fanart. Go weird.

• Published January 19, 2019, 18:19
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