Freedom, sweet freedom...

 

To whom it may concern.

If you are reading this, I am already dead. Ever since Mr. Wonka left me the Chocolate Factory my life has been a living hell. I have woken on several occasions to what I am sure were the Oompa Loompas stroking my young body. Within two weeks of taking control of the factory my Grandfather became addicted to Fizzy Lifting drinks, culminating in a tragic fan accident. I am sure the Oompa Loompas ate the remains.

The Ghosts of dead children haunt my every waking moment. They pursue me ceaselessly through the twisted Snozberry flavored halls of my nightmares. Veruca screams, burning from the harsh flames of the Golden Goose-egg furnace. Augustus Gloop gurgles chocolate from his bloated features as he struggles to call my name. The gum-chewing girl bursts on a regular basis, showering me with blueberry scented entrails. I think Mike TV still lives in the walls like a mouse, stealing my things and keeping me awake with his tiny footsteps.

My other grandparents died long ago. I shudder to think of their final fate at the hands of the orange-skinned monsters lurking my eternal prison. My mother has gone insane, teeth rotting from candy. She is locked in the cellar, though I feel her fetid breath washing over me from time to time and I hear her shrieking laughter... "golden ticket... golden ticket."

The pressures of all this have broken me, compounded with the trials of a ten year old trying to run a factory populated with imps, with ledgers all cut in half and unreadable. As I take my life, leaping from the Wonkavator (freedom, sweet freedom), I damn thee Wonka. Where ever your soul may rest, I damn thee.

Farewell.

Charlie.

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sneezingpanda

$0 B) No one bought my commissions
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SushiSwagTomato

@BuffedDoggo!! I was talking about a meme haha!
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ModeratorAnadroj-B-J

I've been thinking about doing commissions lately, but like teapup, I've never actually done them before... That being said, I love your art style and would pay money for a drawing from you!
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ModeratorBuffedDoggo!!

@BuffedDoggo!! But it wasnt for like my original art fjdn
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Vous

My mom stole it fdgfs

but yes,,

I might do commissions again ,,,
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ModeratorBuffedDoggo!!

@Vous 30$ gang
That was also my highest amount but my brother stole it fjsjd
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Vous

$30 my guy

it was more of a donation tho, they kinda forced me to take it,,,,
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Sushiteapup

@BuffedDoggo!! omgg thank you!! i just never did them because i don't know how ;m;
but your art is yummy so i would buy it dkjfghksjdgh
but thank you so muchhh
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ModeratorBuffedDoggo!!

@teapup you should aa your art is like so freaking cute
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ModeratorBuffedDoggo!!

@SwagTomato I mean it's not a professional career, but people can like pay artists to draw them shit sbdshab
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Sushiteapup

i dont do commissions
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SushiSwagTomato

You guys are getting payed?
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SushiCrunch

@BuffedDoggo!! damn man that was like months ago, my art was shit lol
I'd charge more if more people on DA were interested ;-;
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ModeratorBuffedDoggo!!

@Grimpus well you shoulD'VE CHARGED THEM MORE since your art nice asf
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SushiCrunch

I only really do commissions for chump change but someone paid me like. £8 once