part three of story //TW: language/
so i bit off a piece of that bitch.. or tried to. the bottom was really thin and soft and just fucked up because BY THE WAY never heat up fucking mochi it's the worst thing you can ever do. i then immediately shoved the whole damn thing in my mouth and started chewing it harder than i would gum. and let me tell ya, it was fucking bliss. it was so juicy and chewy and MMhhh~ i just loved every second of that shit. oh, baby i didn't want it to end... i wished i could keep just enjoying that, i wish it could go forever~ i wanted more but i knew i would probably choke soon because of all the spit gathering in my mouth because the delicious shit made me salivate so much. so without a second thought i gulped that shit down before anything escalated and caused me to choke, and dude i could taste it down my throat all gloppy and shit. as amazing as that was, it was also the worst. fucking. decision. OF. MY. LIFE. i didn't even let myself enjoy it for long, i just chewed a couple times and swallowed that bitch down. i am shaking right now since i can't believe i actually committed such a fucking disrespectful crime in the name of all mochi. i can't believe myself. i was immediately filled with shame and utter disbelief... i can't believe i just did that. no... i couldn't have... to keep myself from sobbing, i quickly devised a plan to try and do something in Gerard's honor. (i now named our deceased mochi baby son Gerard because he's cool that way. also yes, he is a male.) I began fundraisers and petitions to changing people's favorite color to orange, since Gerard was indeed an orange mochi. I started movements across the world and opened so many eyes to the beautiful thing that is mochi and how it should be respected. I united all the world leaders and they all unanimously agreed to sign my waiver that all humans, no matter who they are, should respect and appreciate mochis and that there is no room for mochi discrimination. I established peace across the world in the name of Gerard. I even solved world hunger with encouraging the boost of mochi production, leaving no man, woman, or child ot go hungry as there is always a mochi right around the corner. I did so much and still feel like it wasn't enough... in the name of our deceased sonny boy, I even reused the plate i set him on and stuck him in the fridge for 40 minutes for dinner while the rest of my family used actual plates. all this, was in the name of him. it was the least i can do in his name. But i know that he will never return. *continued: https://drawn.digifi.ca/play/lwx4lq*
- Published January 14, 2021, 22:28
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