i think im gay

 

So just about a week ago, I was driving down to home depot in my old 1964 Impala, a pretty manly car, eh (not trying to say gay people can't be manly). I was working in my garden, and I needed to get a new hoe but my old one broke, and I brought it with me so I could find the same one. I passed a park with an ice cream shop and I thought "why not". Slapped my hoe goodbye and went in for a scoop of ice cream. There were some knuckleheads outside shooting some hoops, and I just watched as I ate my Ice cream. An old El Camino pulls up behind my Impala, and I couldn't help but admire it. The driver rolled down his window and he started talking to someone, but I wasn't paying any attention, because he was REALLY attractive. Straight up boner. All of my life I'd been attracted to women, but I just don't care about them anymore. I finally zoned in and heard what he was saying, it was something about talking trash. It only made me more attracted to him. He seemed like a legit awesome guy. If anyone knows me in real life, don't quote me, I ain't said shit.

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