Big Clappy
Oh boy I love to clap. Clapping just makes me so happy? Ah dang, I love to clap. It makes me want to go ¨Wee? hoo?¨ ¨Wee? hoo?¨ ¨Wee? hoo?¨ ¨Wee? hoo?¨ The definition of clap is: *inhale* to strike the palms of (one´s hands) together repeatedly, typically in order to applaud. Synonyms: applaud, claps one´s hands, give someone a round of applause, put one's hands together. I went to college and majored in clapping and I was so good at it that they didn't make me pay tuition. My mom is so proud of me. Hi mom I´m on Awkward´s account. My mom is so proud of me. The lights flicker on and off while shadow dancers point and laugh with tied tongues. They wish they knew how to talk. I wish I knew how to look away. However, my two ears play catch with this MOCKERY. Back and forth, the laughter passes through my brain. Do you love to clap? Let me know in the comments below! Don´t forget to like the animation. Subscribe for more content. Hit that notification button and become a member of the awkward squad. What´s a clap anyway? It isn't a hand, a foot, an arm, a face, or any other part of a man. Oh, be some other clap. What does a clap mean? Those shadow, they have no name. I wonder, who are they? And more importantly, why do I choose to listen? They know me not. And so I repeat, why do I listen? Hi. May I take you order? Hi, can I get aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa boneless clap? Clap machine broke. Understandable, have a nice day. They told me how I´m going to die. My body will be burned and my ashes will rest in hell for eternity. But who are they to tell me my future? They know me not. We've never met before. No, I mustn't talk back. I mustn't be rude. I´ll accept my fate and face the winds. And into the oblivion I go.
- Published January 31, 2019, 12:36
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