Game👏Explained👏 (SuperPaperMario)
Paper mario, basically, your paper. and you are our hero mario jumpman mario, i mean it's fucking called super paper mario what the fuck you expect, Jesus? so your mario and bowser is about to break into the castle to kidnap the princess, the usual. jesus Christ how many times did mario kill him, or did he even kill bowser? wtf? anyway so your the fat man and you head over to the lizard's big ass castle, becuz you think he kidnapped peachy when, sike, nope, bowser was planing it but didn't get to kidnap the bitch, anyway, this alarm your fatass and then a blue hatted bitch appears does some magic, kidnaps bowser too, when boom, my fucking phobia appears to save the day, srsly fuck that bitch,. so this gayass rainbow butterfly is now your ally, some old dude explains what is happening to your small brain, donn't worry when i started watching the gameplay i confused more than i think mario was. After the old dudes long ass dialog that i didn't ask for, you can either click yes or no, but in this game basically no is death for you, so is yes. so chose wisely. and so now you set of to find your hand me down brother, dragon lizard, and your girlfriend who is still your girlfriend despite everything you gone threw to save her skinny ass. so you find them fight bosses, get the undertale souls to fight the evil soul, dying, and more plot. remember that gay ass butterfly? she is important and it's best not to upset her, cuz she will go Karen on your fat ass, after your butterfly friends strokes and realizing she as a human at some point. you go fight blue hatted daddy man, but before that you fight big chungus, spider girl, and bill cipher. then all of sudden, gasp, Dr Strange over there was trying to help you, so again another death or life choice, chose yes when he offers you help, and you'll be getting the old Let Me Speak To Your Manger talk from a butterfly who you could easily crush but can't becuz of plot and such. So butterfly abandons you and you die, with a seed in you brain, brain seed, yummy. so say no to Mr Harry Paper and you live another day, so fatass mario runs along while your hand me down brother fights JevilButGay420 and epic sounding music plays, yay. and so you mario go fight Count I Can't Say The Word Black Right, and you die, die die and then win, trust me guys, if i really played this i would die many many times, probably wouldn't be able to pass the first boss cuz i'm a baby. so everyone is woke and realize friendshit is more important and shit, and say sweet stuff that makes me happy to this day. until Dr.Evil Strange burst threw the door and fucking the assistant of count black, no not like fucking fucking i mean like trying to kill her type fucking. so she is out cold after trying to protect my daddy, and states that count daddy wanted to kill himself, aww poor man needs a hug, more plot, tippi real name is timpani, ect dimentio steals the chaos heart and all hell breaks lose, world revolving plays, and you and your friends need to stop the jevil from breaking out free and causing chaos in the darkner's world, wrong game- back to the game i'm talking about you fight him heart warming seen with tippi and count black ho's real name is blumiere, fight fight, they scarifies each other to stop the chaos heart, and tippi throws her self off the cliff to get the soul stone, no jk, they both die, and save the world. The end. now go the play the game you dipshits
- Published June 18, 2019, 09:44
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