as a 7-year-old, I would go around and spray paint people's doors until they ban me from the outside. one day I snuck out and spray-painted an athlete's door and he gave chase after hearing some noises. I BOLTED FROM HIM THEN HE GOT ME CORNERED BUT I JUKED HIM AND HE BROKE HIS ANKLES FR... i was later known as subway surfer kid BTW THIS REAL