ughghg iggy backstory lol

 

Since I shitpost about him too often on here. Kinda summed up without a lot of detail but basically his full name is Ignatius (Novis) Nixon Dantean. He is my DND character and he is a Rogue Fire Genasi. So basically his dad is a mean evil dictator of a large city named Arson (very original, I know). He has two brothers older than him by 10 years, Ardour and Soots. Yadda Yadda they were planned children but then Novis' dad fucks a whore and boom Novis is born. His dad doesn't like him cause OH GOD, another child. Anyway, as Novis grows up, his brothers are assholes to him because he's sort-of a runt, not very strong and a hes a pansy-pushover. His dad tries to train him by doing the only logical thing a super cool dictator dad would do: beat the shit out of him until he learns to stop crying because it hurts and pull up his big boy pants and learn to fight like a man. When that doesn't work, his dad killed his whore mom in front of him to punish her for bearing such a terrible child, in which he then continues to exile Novis because he has no place in the family for being such a disappointment. He was like 12 also :shrug: Once being thrown out, he changed his name to Ignatius and traveled as a nomad committing petty theft and working jobs for many settlers. After years of doing this, he settled down in a home where he worked with agriculture and sold crops in the market. A drought hit and yadda yadda yadda oh no my source of money is gone and i cant pay my mortgage, time to tax evade. After evading mortgage for a while he is loaned money by a generous man in which he goes 3 years without repaying. He forges a signature on the contract that grants the man his money back and gets arrested, which is where the campaign starts (all party members share the same jail cell).

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