Holla, holla! i am the st'rytell'r, h're to bid the most wond'rous tales of our hist'ry, and many oth'r things. mine own numb'r is 3, and im a new memb'r of this group. wherefore i not starteth with a wond'rous st'ry! t wast a v'ry longeth timeth ago... a 3d sir craft'd a cone with charm! t wast black with white stripes. this cone becameth sentient and did rise up, did confuse. 5 people did rise up to help h'r, the first p'rson wast a spirit hunteth'r, who is't did hunt evil spirits f'r a living. the second p'rson wast a joyous dram fellow, who is't did wish nay harmeth to nay one p'rson. the third, (me) wast just a humble st'rytell'r with a dagg'r. the 4th wast the inf'ri'r, a dang'rous criminal... the next p'rson wast the devilish issue, who is't did play a lot of pranks throughout their village, numb'r 5. and anon lasteth but not least, th're wast numb'r 6, the most pow'rful attacketh'r of those folk all. the w're equipp'd with a boweth, and hadst v'r stout charm. and togeth'r, those gents weav'd a w'rld, wh're their moth'r wouldst beest safe, wh're those gents wouldst all beest safe, and hath brought h'r through the gates... -3