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So im impatient and I find this really funny for no reason WELCOME ONE AND ALL TO THE EXPLANATION OF THE TROLL ROMANCE SYSTEM!!!1!!11!! It's actually quite simple, So Us humans have only 1 form of Love in our world in the shape of a heart <3. But for trolls, they have 4 forms of love called quadrants, Split from the shapes of a Heart <3 otherwise known as Matespritship [red] Diamond <> otherwise known as Moirallegiance [pale] Spade <3< otherwise known as Kismesissitude [black] And Club o8< otherwise known as Auspisticism [ashen] Also the relation ships are split into to groups Red love and Black love, Red is the more good kind with Hearts and Diamonds and Black is well, unhealthy to say the least with Spades and Clubs. Matespritship is the closest to a regular human relationship, with them being all lovey dovey and all that junk. Basically the best form of relationship in these quadrants. Moirallegiance is like a soul mate, but more of a platonic thing, like the ultimate best friend you were destined to have. And nothing sexual here, only bros. Kismesissitude is um. Interesting. It is said to be a mix between hatred and also love feelings toward someone. It's like if you shipped Gary Oak and Ash Ketchum, they both will hate each other but they will still love each other. And it has to be HATE not like a preschooler dispute, like HATE HATE. And then Auspisticism is like Kismesissitude but with a third person who is a mediator to the relationship to make sure they don't go on a rampage and destroy the world trying to destroy eachother. And thats basically it. Thanks for coming to my ted talk.
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