Marvel 👏 Explained 👏(DrStrange)
for those lazy people who don't want to deal with the confusion of the hell hole that is marvel (my friends). where to start, it starts off with the usual marvel title screen, the one that makes me cry since endgame, that shit hurtedted, anyway plot shit, guy steals a book and shit, blah blah and then we here with our boi Strange, he is a doctor hense the name dr strange you libtarads. he does some shit on a nearly dead guy or whatever and in all of a days work he saves the whomst eever he was doing probs getting this story wrong but i'm trying my best fuckers, anyway, our magic daddy is speeding in a car texting his friend or some shit, don't text and drive kids. and going faster than sonic he slips off a edge of a fucking cliff and doesn't die in slow motion, poor guy honestly. so magic daddy wakes up in a hospital, with needles in his hand because medical shit and such, and now he can't use his sweet probably baby soft hands. so being the edgy bitch he is he gets all angsty to his girlfriend????? anyway, during his sessions of How To Fix Your Hands DIY, our hero human dimentio finds out a patient of his who was paralyzed in the legs and is walking and kicking, literally. so he goes to seek this guy who is walking even though he was impossible to treat, he find out this guy went to a place called AWordICannotSpell, to learn some magic tricks, so his teach who is over 3,000 or something and is bold AS FUC- tells him shit that i don't give a fcuk about, so Mr I Am Better Than Everyone decides to seek into the libarby to do some reading and satanic ritual to summon satan himself, no k it's not satan even tho i wish it fucking was. and shit happens and they team up to take down this guy who is evil, note i saw this movie like months i'm rust idk if i said this before but whatever. and so Dr. Abnormal catches this guy and fight sences and music, and girlfriend helps him while he having a ghost fight with another dude than returns and find the bad guy got away and now has a magic cloak of invisibility, he fucking harry potter, and dimentio at the same time how could you not love him? and so they find out bold girl is harvesting power from the satan like thing and battle battle, thor appears endgame happens, does the old okay hand trick and fades to dust, comes back plays with water, ect told ya, watch the movie you dipshits.
- Published June 17, 2019, 23:59
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