There was a lamp. And the lamps name was Omelet. Omelet enjoyed being omelet. But omelet didn’t want to be referred to as a lamp. “ “ omelet said to his friends, telling them not to call him a lamp anymore. Omelets friend chair said, “ “, glad to call omelet, omelet instead. Omelets other two friends, OFFICE CHAIR, and Desktop Computer, agreed to call omelet omelet. And the room lived happily ever after. The End