I have a feeling "Therefore you and Me" would fit this.
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SO for context:
Right Version: Original || Well put together, Tired, Trama-(ish?)
Left Version: Parallel /inverted? || unkept, on the streets, feral dog.
also the normal one cannot see. the other one can.
i'd imagine they would fight about the eyesight thing in a rather childlike way.