i should have died like five time but i've never broken a bone. one time i was at an appliance store and i jumped into a glass table like john cena style another time i fell while rockclimbing and hit my head i almost drowned because im the smartest human being on earth and thought "huh i cant swim?" JUMP IN THE 11 FEET PART OF THE POOL fell asleep while in the bathtub... no comment and my uncle threw me off a speedboat (and holy hecc apparently my cousins all laughed at me when i was drowning...)

  • Published January 14, 2020, 19:15
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