All I ever do is make you sad. All I ever do is make you mad. All I ever do is make everyone sad. All I ever do is make everyone mad. I make everyone mad by still showing up everyday. I make everyone sad I'm still here. But I can make people happy I make people they aren't as ugly as me I make people happy they aren't as stupid as me I make people happy they aren't as short as me I make people happy they aren't as fat as me I make people happy they aren't as nonathletic as me At least I can make people happy. It's my only job.