*big bang theory theme plays
im sitting in my room contemplating my meaning in life when it dawns on me. the very concept of an intellectual prowess is created by man. that means when you think about it no one is really smart. they are only smart by the standards of man. we are just a spec in the galaxy, so many galaxies, things we don't know. we are still a primitive species, living with the delusion that we are superior. We are insignificant.
- Published December 15, 2019, 15:05
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@HyperSnivy i was singing it while writing the descriptionHyper
@thatawkwardfrog ack I just said all of that fast it hurtsthatawkwardfrog
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@HyperSnivy Our whole universe was in a hot, dense stateThen nearly fourteen billion years ago expansion started, wait
The earth began to cool, the autotrophs began to drool
Neanderthals developed tools
We built a wall (we built the pyramids)
Math, science, history, unraveling the mysteries
That all started with the big bang! Hey!
Since the dawn of man is really not that long
As every galaxy was formed in less time than it takes to sing this song
A fraction of a second and the elements were made
The bipeds stood up straight, the dinosaurs all met their fate
They tried to leap but they were late
And they all died (they froze their asses off)
The oceans and Pangea, see ya wouldn't wanna be ya
Set in motion by the same big bang!
It all started with the big bang!
It's expanding ever outward but one day
It will cause the stars to go the other way
Collapsing ever inward, we won't be here, it won't be hurt
Our best and brightest figure that it'll make an even bigger bang!
Australopithecus would really have been sick of us
Debating how we're here, they're catching deer (we're catching viruses)
Religion or astronomy (Descartes or Deuteronomy)
It all started with the big bang!
Music and mythology, Einstein and astrology
It all started with the big bang!
It all started with the big bang!
Hyper
yay...?