I relate to these lyrics on a personal level
"I swallowed shampoo" by soupy garbage juice
"I swallowed shampoo, probably gonna die,
it smelled like fruit, that was a lie,
Called the number on the bottle, spoke to a guy
he said vomit
I said why
he said poison
I said goodbye
I look at my finger, I look at my life,
it wasnt that much, ill probably be fine
I swallowed shampoo, probably gonna die,
it smelled like fruit, that was a lie,
I swallowed shampoo, probably gonna die,
it smelled like fruit, that was a lie,
I swallowed shampoo, probably gonna die,
it smelled like fruit, that was a lie,
Here lies the dipshit who drank shampoo
Even though the bottle had a warning not to
I swallowed shampoo, probably gonna die,
it smelled like fruit, that was a lie,
I swallowed shampoo, probably gonna die,
it smelled like fruit, that, that was uh, not what it tasted like"