My parents: Are you making things better or worse?
Me: *Laughs* definitely worse
I'm probably going way too far in gifting this, but SCREW IT!
EDIT: eeexept I have no clue how to gift... YOU'RE SAFE FOR NOW, BEDNY!
Edit 2: MWEHEHEHEH!! (it is entirely acceptable for you to have me for the rest of my existence now)