Dinosaur girl is no more
By talia8pie
Microwave supremacy
Why? Here are reasons:
Idot dinoaur child
- Needs heat to survive
- You need to ask her to shut up
- Too young and busy to have a crush
- 1 tap on the funky diamond and she deexists
- Her only friends are her mom and her mom's friends
- Only famous because a someone went missing after she visited them
CHAD microwave girl:
- Can control the heat to your food
- If she's loud, throw the microwave out
- If your her boyfriend, it's April fools everyday.
- She can't die a second time, so she's technically immortal
- Have 3 other friends that look similar to her, and 2 of them are also dead
- She's famous for dying for a tik tok challenge
Thank you for coming to my ted talk, there will be no more Hanatu
- Published April 01, 2021, 15:40
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- in album Featured
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PhinSilver
yeah, that's weird.God
@red_nose oldred_nuts
@God only a year older than u lmaoGod
@red_nose thank you, old man, I do too.red_nuts
@God thats fair i guess. idk ur bf or your relationship so i cant really put my 2 cents in. hope things work out for you man lmao.God
@red_nose literally less than a week.I'd understand it if I'd known him for longer, but honestly this relationship just feels forced.
red_nuts
depends on how long youve known them tho? there are people who i knew for over 2 years prior to dating.