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The guy in the . Right . Hees a centipede or millipede idk I haven’t decided yet anyways ummmm he’s the god of fate and he does silly things with the red string of fate and stuff u kno but he can change fates at will and anyways so his whole thing is like humans will come to him all like “I’ll sacrifice anything for u to change my/someone else’s fate” and he’s like “ok. The only price u have to pay is tell me a way you would woo ur romantic interest” and the humans are like What. The only catch is that it has to be a technique that the centipede hasn’t heard before so that means nothing people have said b4 like “take them on a date” or “send them poems” or something it has to be unique The problem is while they used to be really meaningful traditional stuff from older humans in the modern generation he gets a lot more stuff like “Meow at them?” And “Subscribe to them on twitch prime” and he doesn’t question it at all bcs he doesn’t know how humans work he doesn’t know what’s normal or what’s weird lol Anyways he uses all the info he gets to try and get his Beloved the god of um…. Um (flips through thesaurus) well I haven’t decided what sounds coolest yet but he’s the god of revenge basically he dishes out what’s due yknow anyways he’s Very familiar with humans since he . Has to beat them up a lot or give them punishment or whatever but he spends a lot of time on earth while centipede spends his time in a different realm kinda like the underworld And so he’s just. Got this random god who keeps trying to get him to fall in love with them but all of his strategies are just So Weird and they’re stuck in this infinite loop of the centipede trying something weird or awkward, the other god basically ignoring him, and then the centipede chalking it up to not being “to his tastes” or “original” enough and going back to looking for humans to give him new ideas It’s funny cus like. Think about how many humans basically get to change the world just bcs this one guy is so whipped for his coworker. Like at least 5 humans a month come down to him and go “hey dude can you make it so my fate doesn’t end with me being dead from this disease I have” and he’s like “yeah sure lol just tell me smth” and this human just has to say “idk get a tattoo of his name or something” and off they go
