The World According to Humphrey

By Soul
 

Life sucks, but one thing that I’ve learned over my years in solitude is that - if you live long enough to see it all - then you die! Don’t question my sanity. I haven’t thought about it lately. This was second in Kiddie Pool 😕 (there’s a problem here) If I go crazy will you still call me Superman? Drift on Nintendo Switch controllers is unfixable. Change doesn’t happen until your opponent has exhausted every other option. I died a long time ago. We are all imprisoned and controlled by our own wants and needs. You can’t survive without money. The rest of the U.S. cares more about what happens in Florida than Florida does. Search up Florida man and then your day and month of birth. COVID-19 is still here. Mental illness is caused by physical illness. Autism is curable (depending on the cause) Depression is not the cause of depression. Large doses of the most popular ingredients in the foods we eat poison us and mar our health. When your online friend dies, you’ll probably never know. Did I mention not to question my sanity? It’s hard for me to think about it. Hydrogen bombs exist. It’s 3:30 in the AM. You could likely be shot and killed or hit by a car any day now. Reality is an illusion. The universe is a hologram. Buy gold. Bye.

  • Published June 04, 2023, 02:34
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