Do you ever just say something that sounds really weird when taken out of context, and then think about that being your last words? Here's some examples of that with me: ¨You absolute piece of scum. I´m in a good mood today.¨ ¨You are really fat.¨ (I was talking to my dog okay? Shadow´s a big boy.) ¨Eat my leg.¨ ¨I´m going to clean up your sh*t, please stop sh*tting.¨ ¨Can you sit down? I need to look taller so I can be more intimidating.¨ ¨Here's your custom-made mental illness.¨ ¨Why are there scissors in the oral hygiene drawer?¨ ¨9000 IQ raking strats.¨ ¨They should make a new Olympic sport call ¨Rake flipping¨.¨

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