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Do you ever just say something that sounds really weird when taken out of context, and then think about that being your last words?
Here's some examples of that with me:
¨You absolute piece of scum. I´m in a good mood today.¨

¨You are really fat.¨ (I was talking to my dog okay? Shadow´s a big boy.)

¨Eat my leg.¨

¨I´m going to clean up your sh*t, please stop sh*tting.¨

¨Can you sit down? I need to look taller so I can be more intimidating.¨

¨Here's your custom-made mental illness.¨

¨Why are there scissors in the oral hygiene drawer?¨

¨9000 IQ raking strats.¨

¨They should make a new Olympic sport call ¨Rake flipping¨.¨

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