Question for A hat in time people

By The_Creator

what are mustache girl, bow kid and hat kid's names? do they even have names? WHAT ABOUT SNATCHER? IS HIS ORIGINAL NAME SNATCHER, OR WAS IT PRINCE (INSERT REAL NAME HERE)? AND DOES THE CONDUCTOR HAVE A NAME? OR IS IT JUST CONDUCTOR, WHAT THE FCK IS HAPPENING? WHY IS A CHILD IN A SPACE SHIP? WHY THE FCK EVEN LET A KID DRIVE A SPACE SHIP FIRST- WHAT IN THE NAME OF KENTUCKY FRIED CHICKEN IS HAPPENING IN THIS GAME?????