I wanted to address all the rampant rumors. Yes. Its true. I have the fattest ass known to man. I'm so sorry it took me so long to come forward. I'm so sorry my ass is so fucking ginormous. I hope you can forgive me. I hope you realize I never had the intention to hurt anyone with my massive fucking dumptruck ass. I'm so sorry. I'll be deactivating to give myself some peace of mind i hope you can understand