STORY TIME, YALL. //TW: language//
bro bro story time here listen- so i was diggin in the freezer for some frozen strawberry mush cus i love that shit. I looked around for a while and then my mom told me it wasn't there so all my hunting for frozen strawberry shit was a waste. i was so sad and so i looked down in defeat *whispers with a tear rolling down cheek* but then i saw another box. it had the words 'mochi' and 'passion fruit' on it and bitch i swear to god you bet your ass i snatched it faster than fucking lightning. i grabbed it and it wasn't opened yet so i was just like HELL YES IM THE FIRST TO TRY THIS i opened the box and there it was in all its glory, 6 (or 8? i cant remember anything for shit) mochis sitting right fucking there. i could feel my hunger growing, the animal inside me begging for it. i was desperate. I couldn't take it anymore. I couldn't handle it anymore. I, in such desperation, ripped that shit open (gently tho cus i dont wanna ruin it UWU) and i snatched one of them fucking pebble-shaped treats faster than you can snatch any ass. i fucking stg i was in absolute fear of tainting it in all its diddly dun delicious passion fucking fruit glory so i hurriedly looked for a napkin and oh my HOLY MOTHER OF FUCKING TOAST i actually found one and i set it on there. i was thinking how to eat it and then it hit me. IT WAS STILL FUCKING FROZEN. I CAN EAT THAT SHIT YOU SERIOUS?? MY TEETH CAN BREAK BITCH WHAT. so i got this big ass plastic plate and put it in the dead center because its so special UwU OwO >//w//< hehe~ ...and i slapped that shit in the microwave faster than your dad's belt ever can or ever will. i put it in there for 5 seconds, NO, 10 seconds. after a bit i took it out and felt a woosh calm warmth over me. shit. this bitch was edible now. but that woosh just ended up sending more panic up my diddly darn spine cus it meant it was steaming. and IF IT WAS STEAMING, THEN IT WAS WARM. AND IF ITS WARM, THE MOCHI FUCKING SUCKS CUS IT ISN'T COLD. so i touched it to make sure my theory was right and IT SURE AS HELL DAMN WAS. i was all gloppy and before it could fall apart i ran towards the fuckin fridge in all my feral fury like damn Bolt and plopped that muthafucking bitch inside so it cools down and i can actually enjoy that shit. and that's the end of the story for now :D cus im still waiting for that bitch to cool down. LIKE AND REPOST FOR PART TWO UWU hit like and subscribe, and be sure to SLAP that notif bell *DINGA RINGA RING* harder than your papi or even your favorite song 🤭😇 ♥️♥️ oi mods please dont send this to swamp i genuinely wish people to have a nice laygh at this story as this actually happened, and people just seem so sad nowadays :( continued here: https://drawn.digifi.ca/play/rjvk9l
- Published January 13, 2021, 20:31
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