anyone wanna here a d&d story?

 

We tried to get into a caslte to get some watch or whatever the fuck we where tryin to get, so basically it started with the murder of one guard and knocking out another guard, with my fucking bow- I like beat him to death- jesus, anyway, so we took the guy's clothes and digused our self, now i'm a Kold(I think that;s they're name, well i'm a furry), I have a muzzle, and so I was o the buttom, and the persom on top of me made a pp joke, so the whole thing threw, I was a talking pp- I can't i'm wheezing while writing this, and so this npc, had a talking pp to, the funny thing is I eat fcking glass so the whole time I was just like " glass, glass, glass" idk man we got the watch tho, that nightmare it over

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